A Quite Hilarious Joke Made Up By Jess

Okay, so maybe I sound a bit...cocky. No, that's not right. Like a liar. Maybe I sound like a liar. Like I'm feeding you all propaganda for change (sound familiar in American and...well, all nations, history? Like, 2012-American history? Ha!). I know I promised something to knock your socks, or possibly your feet off if you've no footwear on, and I haven't yet changed anything.
Well, good news, my nonexistent, uncaring, avidly ignoring, readers (that's the hilarious joke-we have no one reading this anymore): Kaitlyn and I are officially ready to annoy the heck out of you all with our new blog design and idea (no, we don't have all the wrinkles smoothed yet, so it may take a while longer to put this in motion). I'm not sure if we'll make it hilarious or sincere, but it's not like anyone's going to care.

Well Howdy Doo!

Hey guys! Well, let me begin by saying this is Kaitlyn. So how are my dear fellow in-active family members doing? It's pretty much useless blogging anymore, but whatever. So school starts for me in 8 days. We're doomed. I still have a ton to do before it starts. Hmmmm I think this is going to be a short post. But anyway, yeah I start on the 22nd. Honestly I think it's kinda stupid that school starts on a Thursday, cause it's like, 'Oh! Two days of school then a weekend!' Kinda crazy. But I won't question it. Less school for me. :) Oh yeah! Jess, when you see this, email me again about what we're doing with this empty blog... :) Farewell, my dear imaginary cousins...

Hujambo, Wantoto

   Well, I suppose at this point, that I don't need to put my name in the title since it's only Kaitlyn or me going on this horribly lackadaisical blog. If anyone wants to know what language I used above, you can figure it out on your own. Ha! I want to walk around saying that phrase now.
   As K-Dawg said below, we had some good ol' times. Made too much food. Ate waaay too much food. Watched a ton of a certain televised series. It was the bomb-shizzle life and all that.
   So, since apparently no one cares about anyone else's life anymore, how 'bout we turn this into a chat forum, K-Dawg? Maybe an online shop...who knows, this is the internet! Anything can happen.
   When you read this again, K, shoot me an email and let's make some great ol' plans concerning this heap of  virtual blog remains. I mean some BIG plans, okay? Okay.
   Peace out, my nonexistent fellow blog followers and readers.
  

Hello, Dear Family

Well, I hope everyone had a stupendous 4th of July! I did. Jess came to visit. We made a lot of scrumdiddlyumptious treats! You definitely missed out. We went and saw the fireworks, and we had Grandma's party, and we also went to the new Provo Rec Center! It was pretty darn fun, let me just say. Well, this blog really is destroyed. It's done for. Which, I do not want to happen. Come on guys, lets revive this place. Well, not many stories to tell. Oliver got stitches on his forehead. Poor thing. They are the funniest little kids. They say great things. I made cookies with them today. I am doing a service project. :) I am making bracelets for a school for troubled girls. I helped Tillman and Oliver make their own. They gave their bracelets a bath... Strange. Sometime I will tell you some "Words of Wisdom, By Tillman and Oliver." They say strange things...

Ah, Summer

Howdy ya'll. Well, this is Kaitlyn. Summer has finally started, because NO MORE SCHOOL!!! So I now have nothing to do. Yay! Boring summer! Only boring until June 16 though. I have so much going on this summer. On June 16, I need to start packing for Girls Camp. Then on June 18, I leave. We are going to Camp Sholom I think. So yeah. I get back on the evening of 21st. Then Bruce and Aldana are coming on the 23rd, and Jenessa is coming around the 28th, right? So, Then, ya know, just everyone partying. Except for Ethan because his family doesn't love us. Haha just teasing. But you know, we totally going to PARTY. We gonna swim and get fat and eat yummy food and barely sleep. Ha ha best summer evah! I'm excited. Except everyones leaving mid-July. Disappointing. But anyway. So here you go. I gave you a schedule of whats going on in my life. Farewell for now, my fellow family.

This game is AMAZING!!!!!!

TERRARIA!! This amazing game is about surviving. You build, dig, fight, and try not to die! It's amazing!The website is http://terraria.org/index2.html. It costs $10.00.TRY IT! IT’S AMAZING!!!!! Though I’m not describing it much, you can read and learn about it at http://terraria.wikia.com/wiki/Terraria_Wiki. -Collin Gale

Yay for J!

Well, little tykes, Jenessa is done with school for the summer! Woo-stinkin'-hoo! I don't really have anything else to say; I suppose I just wanted you to share with me a congratulatory statement of some sort. The unfortunate thing is that I've technically been out of school since yesterday when "school" ended, and I'm already bored. I did attend graduation for my friend, which was exciting. And graduation this year was much quicker (or so it felt). The orchestra played instead of band (cause last year that went over like a fart in church). Then I came home like the lonely sop I am. I'll probably go watch "Once Upon A Time," even though I'm trying to stretch my remaining episodes throughout the summer. Haha, not going to happen. I think I have...8 more. Dang it. I don't want that show to end! Anyways, there's my random update. Off to enhance my pitiful virtual existence...

Is This Really The Right Blog?

That's what every single one of you is thinking right now, isn't it? Well, little miss Jenessa ("Yay! Go Team Jenessa!" "Aw, thank you, thank you very much...") decided that a little change of view was in order, so I took it upon myself to liven up this deadening blog. It looks good, doesn't it? If you think so, just leave a comment in this post.
That's all I have right now. It's odd enough that I wrote each day for two consecutive days. Enjoy the new colors. Read my blinkies. Especially the bright green one. There's only one button that's bright.  You'll enjoy it, I assure you.
Farewell!
Long Live Team Jenessa!

Well Played Jess, Well Played...

     The title says it all, doesn't it? Well, not really. Let me just say, Jess is probably going to win this thing already, since you have such a more interesting... well... mind. Let's just put it at that.
     Anyway, by now, hopefully you all know, I am tired of no one posting. So Jenessa and I are having this contest because we have nothing better to do. Huh Jess? Apparently she has no life. Haha just teasing you Jess.
     Not much going on... I finished my Math and English CRTs... It was so boring. I have to do my Science ones next week, and then I just keep learning. I signed up for next years classes. Me and my friends are having, well, crazy times... A little spastic.
     Next week, (on May 17) at my school, is LaGoOn DaY!!! Just in case you're clueless (for some odd reason) you don't know what that is, it's where students who pay go to lagoon instead of school, from 8 am to around 5 pm. Fun huh? Only if you have friends that are going. None of my friends can go. Sad huh??? So I am not going. I am just going to hang out with my friend. We might go to a diner in Salem called Parley's Place. I heard it's amazing. We might also see Iron Man 3. Fun huh?
     I found out something amazing... There is a waffle truck that tours Utah Valley!!!! How exciting is that? So when people come to visit, we need to get us some stinkin waffles! You can look at their website, if you would like... here's the link...   http://www.waffluv.com/    I heard their waffles are the best and happiest waffles ever!!!
     Welp, not much more to talk about, now is there? Well, keep in mind that your fellow relative Kaitlyn, which would be me, FYI... Is better than Jenessa. Help me win, cause I am just that good. Face it Jess, I am better than you. Haha. :) Well, I love and miss you all, and to all a good day.
                                              Sincerely,
                                                 Team Kaitlyn (the team that is the right choice. Remember, CTR!) ;)

Sketchy Business

Hm...this blog is going down the drains. To the dogs. It's doomed. (That was my fancy alliterative paragraph for the day.) I'm telling you, no one writes anymore besides Kaitlyn...and that was in January. Hence the title. What's up with all the authors? Huge, year-long writers' blocks?
Not much is happening with me besides oh-so-lovely end-of-the-year testing. Which I ought to be studying for currently. I'm just extremely bored. And tired. Does anyone have a cloud pillow I could borrow for eternity? I would enjoy a volunteer....
So, Kaitlyn and I are starting a competition, but none of you know since none of you are reading these labored words. We're going to start posting the most ridiculous, absurd, odd comments to see which one of us will get a reaction (well, a response) first. So start sharpening your Jenessa-sensors so you can read just my posts. Thanks, Team Jenessa!

Hi

Hello. This is Kaitlyn. Hey Jess, I think we are all alone. So maybe it is just you and me... Sorry if I am wrong people! I am super excited that all of my favorite shows are coming up this month. Life is good, boring, and tired, oh gosh so very tired. I always look forward to sleeping in... aaaahhh. Not very much to say. I am just BARELY in the deadline of writing every month. Haha! Last day for January. So who is doing something awesome for Valentines day? No one? My school is selling flowers that they will deliver to your "special someone" on Valentines day. My friend bought one for herself to make her sister jealous. Oh you goose. Lol. Well, here was my January entry. I hope to see hear from you all very soon. If I have something very interesting to tell you I will do so. Farewell. This is the end of our journey together for now.

A New Year Resolution, A Resolution For Jenessa

Okay, I have finally found time to write again! Yay! *happy little dance*
If you haven't figured it out by the title, I have a New Year's Resolution. What is it, you ask? Well,  come sit on my virtual knee and I shall share: I am going to post at least once a month. I don't even know if anyone is reading this, but who said this was made to be read, not written? The point is, I am going to type some pointless bit of information once a month, although I hope to do it more, and people may or may not read it. If you are reading, kudos to you, and try to set your own goal! It'll be fun if we can get some momentum on this again.
Tell any family member you see to start doing finger exercises to accommodate all this newfound typing.