A Quite Hilarious Joke Made Up By Jess

Okay, so maybe I sound a bit...cocky. No, that's not right. Like a liar. Maybe I sound like a liar. Like I'm feeding you all propaganda for change (sound familiar in American and...well, all nations, history? Like, 2012-American history? Ha!). I know I promised something to knock your socks, or possibly your feet off if you've no footwear on, and I haven't yet changed anything.
Well, good news, my nonexistent, uncaring, avidly ignoring, readers (that's the hilarious joke-we have no one reading this anymore): Kaitlyn and I are officially ready to annoy the heck out of you all with our new blog design and idea (no, we don't have all the wrinkles smoothed yet, so it may take a while longer to put this in motion). I'm not sure if we'll make it hilarious or sincere, but it's not like anyone's going to care.

Well Howdy Doo!

Hey guys! Well, let me begin by saying this is Kaitlyn. So how are my dear fellow in-active family members doing? It's pretty much useless blogging anymore, but whatever. So school starts for me in 8 days. We're doomed. I still have a ton to do before it starts. Hmmmm I think this is going to be a short post. But anyway, yeah I start on the 22nd. Honestly I think it's kinda stupid that school starts on a Thursday, cause it's like, 'Oh! Two days of school then a weekend!' Kinda crazy. But I won't question it. Less school for me. :) Oh yeah! Jess, when you see this, email me again about what we're doing with this empty blog... :) Farewell, my dear imaginary cousins...

Hujambo, Wantoto

   Well, I suppose at this point, that I don't need to put my name in the title since it's only Kaitlyn or me going on this horribly lackadaisical blog. If anyone wants to know what language I used above, you can figure it out on your own. Ha! I want to walk around saying that phrase now.
   As K-Dawg said below, we had some good ol' times. Made too much food. Ate waaay too much food. Watched a ton of a certain televised series. It was the bomb-shizzle life and all that.
   So, since apparently no one cares about anyone else's life anymore, how 'bout we turn this into a chat forum, K-Dawg? Maybe an online shop...who knows, this is the internet! Anything can happen.
   When you read this again, K, shoot me an email and let's make some great ol' plans concerning this heap of  virtual blog remains. I mean some BIG plans, okay? Okay.
   Peace out, my nonexistent fellow blog followers and readers.
  

Hello, Dear Family

Well, I hope everyone had a stupendous 4th of July! I did. Jess came to visit. We made a lot of scrumdiddlyumptious treats! You definitely missed out. We went and saw the fireworks, and we had Grandma's party, and we also went to the new Provo Rec Center! It was pretty darn fun, let me just say. Well, this blog really is destroyed. It's done for. Which, I do not want to happen. Come on guys, lets revive this place. Well, not many stories to tell. Oliver got stitches on his forehead. Poor thing. They are the funniest little kids. They say great things. I made cookies with them today. I am doing a service project. :) I am making bracelets for a school for troubled girls. I helped Tillman and Oliver make their own. They gave their bracelets a bath... Strange. Sometime I will tell you some "Words of Wisdom, By Tillman and Oliver." They say strange things...

Ah, Summer

Howdy ya'll. Well, this is Kaitlyn. Summer has finally started, because NO MORE SCHOOL!!! So I now have nothing to do. Yay! Boring summer! Only boring until June 16 though. I have so much going on this summer. On June 16, I need to start packing for Girls Camp. Then on June 18, I leave. We are going to Camp Sholom I think. So yeah. I get back on the evening of 21st. Then Bruce and Aldana are coming on the 23rd, and Jenessa is coming around the 28th, right? So, Then, ya know, just everyone partying. Except for Ethan because his family doesn't love us. Haha just teasing. But you know, we totally going to PARTY. We gonna swim and get fat and eat yummy food and barely sleep. Ha ha best summer evah! I'm excited. Except everyones leaving mid-July. Disappointing. But anyway. So here you go. I gave you a schedule of whats going on in my life. Farewell for now, my fellow family.

This game is AMAZING!!!!!!

TERRARIA!! This amazing game is about surviving. You build, dig, fight, and try not to die! It's amazing!The website is http://terraria.org/index2.html. It costs $10.00.TRY IT! IT’S AMAZING!!!!! Though I’m not describing it much, you can read and learn about it at http://terraria.wikia.com/wiki/Terraria_Wiki. -Collin Gale

Yay for J!

Well, little tykes, Jenessa is done with school for the summer! Woo-stinkin'-hoo! I don't really have anything else to say; I suppose I just wanted you to share with me a congratulatory statement of some sort. The unfortunate thing is that I've technically been out of school since yesterday when "school" ended, and I'm already bored. I did attend graduation for my friend, which was exciting. And graduation this year was much quicker (or so it felt). The orchestra played instead of band (cause last year that went over like a fart in church). Then I came home like the lonely sop I am. I'll probably go watch "Once Upon A Time," even though I'm trying to stretch my remaining episodes throughout the summer. Haha, not going to happen. I think I have...8 more. Dang it. I don't want that show to end! Anyways, there's my random update. Off to enhance my pitiful virtual existence...